Practices that displease Zanzubis

Zanzubis And The Eternal Greatness

Practices That Displease Zanzubis

Here is where we shall outline all practices that displease our macho and godlike lord, Zanzubis.

Wearing caps the WRONG way 'round is prohibited by law of the Zanzubist faith.

If one of your friends or relatives are taking part in this abomination, I suggest you take action. Here are some suggestions;

- Kindly ask them to turn their hat the CORRECT way 'round or else Zanzubis shall come down personally with the speed of a thousand gazelles to completely annihilate said person with the strength of 500 African rhinoceroses.

- Kindly tell them to take a large rectangular shaped object, and beat it repeatedly over the person's head or testicles. (this situation may warrant)

- Tell them it's not cool to have their hat that way.

- Tell them an outright lie, backing up your statement as a 'statistic'.

Example:"95% of people who wear their hats backwards are more likely to die before the age of 55 years".

- Tell them to remove their hat, and then take it to the High Temple of Zanzubis to be "cleansed of it's impurities" so it would from then on be safe to wear in CORRECT fashion.

Here is a picture of a woman, standing tall, and supporting herself.

The working woman displeases Zanzubis immensely.

Zanzubis thinks:

- A women's place is in the house, making various wholesome meals for the man.

- Women should rely on men for money, food, and all the expensive presents they want.

- Women should NOT work at all. This is not acceptable. This is not the way Zanzubis intended it to be.

- Women are inferior to men in every way possible.

- Women were put on Earth merely to produce children in the way that men want them to. If a woman was not able to produce childen to the man's liking, she deserves a celestial beating across her forehead for her failure to meet those standards set by men.

- Ugly women should have a histerectemy, be caged, and put on show for the circus. Ugly women should NEVER produce children if we want evolution to occur.

Zanzubis wants all his followers to endorse this in life. If this is advocated strongly and efficiently then others will follow like the sheep they are.

ARE YOU A TRUE ZANZUBIST?

Transcribed by High Priest "Thamasian XIII" of the Zanzubian order.

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Questions about our creator, Zanzubis The IMMORTAL shall be answered