And so Zanzubis' "magiks" had circled the world and created all we exist and know.
Common questions about Zanzubis in general:
Q: OMGZ!!! but y did zamzuviah create us?
A: Explanations for this;
- Zanzubis was bored, so he thought he would create a real-life Sims game.
- We weren't created, we just...."came to be".
- Zanzubis didn't create us, we don't know anything yet. This webpages claims are groundless.
- Zanzubis' Emo glasses were clouding his judgement, when he looked over his creations, he must've had fogged up glasses after
coming from his fridge for an alcoholic beverage which would've lead him to believe us humans were worthy of
existence.
- Zanzibus doesen't exist, he is a figment of your imagination. (Highly unlikely)
- Your question is stupid.
Q: but dat dusnt answa ma questin LOL!!!
A: Please, I ask of you to do some soul searching of your own, and to embrace Zanzubis and all of his glory. And then
proceed to beat yourself over the temple with a CD case until you bleed enough, just enough to be a worthy follower of Zanzubis
and to be enlightened enough to receive his grace.
Q: Does Zanzubis love me?
A: Of course he does, he loves us all. Except for those stingy Jews, he seems to regret ever giving them a place in existence
and it seems that their existence insults his almighty intelligence and greatness.
Q: Where does Zanzubis live?
A: Zanzubis currently resides in the Strathosphere, amongst all the birds, clouds and aliens and frollicks magestically
night and day.
Q: OMG!!! u stil didnt answa ma questin
A: Yes.
Q: But how are supposed to take all the contradictions in your Religion? I mean, an all knowing all powerful god
contradicts itself and it's so stupid.
A: Quite. Well, if you think you know it all, why don't you tell ME the meaning of life? HUH? What's that? You don't
know the meaning of life? Well your tone suggests you do smart guy, so why don't you use that head of yours for something
useful, like a doorstop.
Q: How do I speak to Zanzubis?
A: Well, you can come on this site, and ask the almighty Zanzubis a question through email (I could be your
mediator) or you can ask him an almighty prayer of goodwill in the guestbook. Or you could send me $50 through the mail,
and I shall speak to Zanzubis personally about the certain topic you wish to inform him of. It's your choice.
